1. It's perfectly okay for your boyfriend to emotionally and psychologically abuse you as long as he's hot.
2. If you are a woman, you must have a man to be your breadwinner. Also, children=success.
3. It's okay to use guys who like you for your own purposes when you have no real intention of dating them.
4. Anti-feminism is cool. Suffrage is so 1920.
5. Vampires aren't bloodsucking monsters. They're misunderstood, angst-filled immortals of immense beauty and power.
6. Humanity is overrated. Who wouldn't want to repeat high school five million times during their immortal life?
7. Stalking=love. Remember guys, girls love it when you watch them sleep without their consent. It's not creepy or illegal at all. It's flattering!
8. No girl wants a guy who's nice to her. Given the choice between a nice, caring guy and a brooding, emotional jerk, the girl will choose the jerk.
9. Having ambitions besides hanging out with your boyfriend and giving up your life for said boyfriend is